Life in Skyrim

After waiting for the guards to walk away to their designated sentry posts, the stealthy Khajit picked the lock of the door and slipped in silently with his companion in tow.

His companion has no etiquette whatsoever. In the midst of sneaking and blending in the shadows, he constantly blocks the Khajit’s view with the Dwarven Helmet he had bestowed onto him. The Khajit, finally weary of his companion, told him to wait at the doorway instead while he prepared his soul stealing elven dagger to assassinate Nilsine. His client had wanted her dead, no exceptions.

She was facing the doorway, fast asleep. What the Khajit saw next as he prepared to backstab her proved to be the most shocking thing he’s ever witnessed in his existence in Skyrim, short of resurrecting Draugrs.

By the nines, the bitch could levitate and sleep.